If the build is broken, blame Brian
Share your wisdom -- edit mklocal/fortunes today!
Sub-shells are for the weak-willed
No animals were harmed in the making of this build
I never knew you could use function pointers in shell script.
Why are my ping times over 1 sec?
Workloads, like people, are rarely objective.
No one cares about performance until it's not there.
It does work. I unfortunately did not just create this program for fun...
MakeKitBuild: Proof recursive make considered harmful.
Makefile created. The system will now reboot.
Unix is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
Treat your password like your toothbrush.  Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord. 
Yesterday it worked; Today it is not working; Windows is like that.
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
I wish life had an Undo function.
"That's awesome!" "What's awesome?" "My code."